I’m trying not to chew the whole pack at once.

picsauce: this always happens to me

picsauce:

this always happens to me

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hehe

hehe

If you watch a dog poop, your eye will itch.
my mom, circa 1985

just telling myself that I enjoy these frozen entrees.

just telling myself that I enjoy these frozen entrees.

nedroidcomics: “Gimme a break”

nedroidcomics:

“Gimme a break”

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reviewofmycat: Kiki Appearance: B “In this photo, Kiki exhibits the derp.” Sociability: D “Generally unsociable, only likes one human. Hates men.” Usefulness: D “She tends to be extremely sweet for a minute (give or take) when she first sees you, then becomes lethal.” Huggability: F “A bitch. Only wants to be pet when she’s near sleep or eating.” Overall Grade: D

reviewofmycat:

Kiki

Appearance: B

“In this photo, Kiki exhibits the derp.”

Sociability: D

“Generally unsociable, only likes one human. Hates men.”

Usefulness: D

“She tends to be extremely sweet for a minute (give or take) when she first sees you, then becomes lethal.”

Huggability: F

“A bitch. Only wants to be pet when she’s near sleep or eating.”

Overall Grade: D

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Why Did You Buy Me That: WE WANT YOUR SUBMISSIONS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!

whydidyoubuymethat:

Everyone’s gotten a bad gift at some point in their lives. WE WANT TO SEE YOURS!

Search the top shelf of your closet… visit the dusty corners of your basement… find those awful presents given to you by your crazy aunts, uncles, co-workers, and friends and share them with the world!

We are…

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I stole a horse and lost him. I paid for a horse and boy, was it worth it.

I stole a horse and lost him. I paid for a horse and boy, was it worth it.

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This plus the six-speaker audio make for an immersive driving experience.

This plus the six-speaker audio make for an immersive driving experience.